southern fried

I'm not sure I could attend a church with a big sign out front like the Holiday Inn where they can post messages. You know the type, one that can read "Congratulations Billy and Tammy Sue on your Marriage - Come to Our All-You-Can-Eat Prime Rib Buffet". A sign where sometimes someone might put the "N" backwards. It's very common around here. There is a church not far from our house with such a sign (actually every church near our house has such a sign). The denomination shall remain nameless. Any way, today as Monkey and I drove by on our way to kindermusik, I noticed the new message - "God answers knee mail".