Friday, June 10, 2005

Nanny Wanted

Experience with three year-olds a must. Non-Smoker. I would say non-drinker, but with this charge, you will probably need a stiff drink every now and again. Must be trained in anti-terrorist activities. Constant vigilance required.

Must be able to start job immediately. I mean right now. Today.

Besides keeping The Spawn of Big Daddy under constant surveillance, you must be able to clean out the garage because I just can't seem to get around to it.

Oh, and I really can't pay you anything, but we'll feed you and let you live in the garage (once you clean it out).

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