Thursday, May 19, 2005

How To Bake A Cake

by The Monkey

Preparation Time: 10 minutes

1. Wait until Mom goes outside to water plants.

2. Pull chair to kitchen counter and assemble the following ingredients from cupboard into a bowl:

  • 1 box cornstarch
  • 2 boxes chocolate instant pudding
  • 2 packets grape kool-aid
  • 2 packets cherry kool-aid
  • 3 packets pink lemonade
  • 1/2 bottle vanilla extract
  • several drops each of blue, yellow and green food coloring
  • 1/2 bottle of Thai fish sauce
  • 1 bottle of blue sugar sprinkles

3. When mom discovers you in the middle of your baking adventure shout, "Turn on the oven Mommy! I'm baking cake!"

Surely my husband is the devil and I've given birth to his spawn.

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous1:43 PM

    I was totally into it until the fish sauce. ~Laura (laura-flea @ diaryland)